The Yearly Review, as performed by Bill Gates

Hmm, so Billy is finally getting a chance to look at all the Apple brochures his minions picked up at last January's MacWorld. ;)
 
I am going to write Bill a paper saying i am doomed, but if i get 100 million from him, then i won't be doomed anymore.

Also, i find the fact that he is addicted to Diet Soda funny. Every week i get forwarded emails from people saying how NutraSweet, etc, are "neuro-toxins" and will destroy your brain.
I guess one could look at that both ways....

Lastly, i bet that little cabin is a ruse. I bet there is a secret underground bunker there that leads straight to some massive fall-out shelter in the mountains, and he has dozens of world leaders and generals down there, where he issues his orders for the UN and the White-house, and is interrogating the advanced extraterrestrial Alien Beings that crashed at Roswell.

Coz
 
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